Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Advice to Pats fans going to the game
-Drink some tea with lemon before you head out to the stadium. It can do wonders for your vocal chords. Whiskey is helpful as well, but I doubt that any Pats fans drink before the game.
-Avoid dairy if possible. Hamburgers, sausages, chicken, etc. should all be enjoyed before the game, but avoid topping anything with cheese. And although milk does a body good, you may want to wait until after the game. Enjoy it as you sit in traffic trying to get back onto Rt. 1.
- When the Colts have the ball, as you yell and clap, it would be helpful to remove your huge gloves. They really make clapping useless. I know you are all tough, you can wear your gloves during the 40 minutes that the Pats have the ball, and keep them off during the 20 minutes that the Colts have the ball.
Peyton Manning loves to change plays at the line of scrimmage. I have a feeling that his players are going to have a hard time hearing him on Sunday.
-Avoid dairy if possible. Hamburgers, sausages, chicken, etc. should all be enjoyed before the game, but avoid topping anything with cheese. And although milk does a body good, you may want to wait until after the game. Enjoy it as you sit in traffic trying to get back onto Rt. 1.
- When the Colts have the ball, as you yell and clap, it would be helpful to remove your huge gloves. They really make clapping useless. I know you are all tough, you can wear your gloves during the 40 minutes that the Pats have the ball, and keep them off during the 20 minutes that the Colts have the ball.
Peyton Manning loves to change plays at the line of scrimmage. I have a feeling that his players are going to have a hard time hearing him on Sunday.
# posted by Darlucky @ 1:37 PM 
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i guess you haven't been watching football. the colts and the vikings suck.
-O
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